Wisden

The independent voice of cricket

JOIN THE CLUB

Become a Wisden member

  • Exclusive offers and competitions
  • Money-can’t-buy experiences
  • Join the Wisden community
  • Sign up for free
LEARN MORE
Latest maagazine

Get the magazine

12 Issues for just £39.99

SUBSCRIBE
LIVE SCORES
Club Cricket

The Rules Of Club Cricket II

by Wisden Staff

Right, so we’ve had a look at the lingo, now it’s time to look at the structure, the guidelines – the very framework on which the club game is built. Presenting part two in our rundown of the essential rules of club cricket.

The batsman due in at No.6 does the umpiring duties at square-leg and No.7 does the scoring. Essentially this also dictates the order, there should never be a case of a 15-year-old batting at No.5 while someone over the age of 25 comes in No.6. They must be swapped.

You must move the sightscreens if you 
want to be taken seriously as a batsman.
 It doesn’t matter if the ball 
is coming from the centre of
 the screen or if the bowler is throwing up pies which are coming directly out of the clouds. You will be considered second rate if you do not.

Never move from your seat during a partnership.
 You must do whatever you were doing when the partnership started – even if that means a long stint in the toilet.

The two youngest members of the team must collect the boundary flags at the end of the game.
 If they show reluctance, try turning it into a competition to see who can collect the most – no prizes required for the winner. This simple but effective bit of trickery will see both parties charging in opposite directions around the boundary to converge on the final flag in a surprisingly violent and vigorous tussle.

The away team eat first. This is not always easy but failure to allow this rite of passage often results in a stigma which will whistle through the league and result in a ripple of negative tea-time tactics during the remaining away fixtures.

During the drinks break be sure to hydrate the umpires. Failure to do so may see
 no-balls given as timbers are cartwheeling or wides given off the outside edge.

We must support each other with nonsensical terms like ‘good chase’. Fielders must be congratulated on accompanying the ball to
the boundary, even if they never stood any chance of retrieving it before it crossed the ropes. The chase should always be described as ‘good’ – never more, never less – whatever the result. If it’s the big lad who’s not so fleet of foot chasing the leather, the level of patronising support must be ratcheted up a level.

AND A FEW FROM YOU…

Alex Nichols: Whatever level you’re playing at, don’t even think about bowling your run-up. Mark it in paces while walking – running it looks so amateur.

Tom Canty: The lbw law doesn’t to batsmen over the age of 40 facing spinners under the age of 20.

Have we missed something obvious? Give us your rules – or anything else you fancy. Let’s make an encyclopedia of club cricket. Email comments@alloutcricket.com or tweet us at @AllOutCricket.

Have Your Say

Become a Wisden member

  • Exclusive offers and competitions
  • Money-can’t-buy experiences
  • Join the Wisden community
  • Sign up for free
LEARN MORE
Latest maagazine

Get the magazine

12 Issues for just £39.99

SUBSCRIBE